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Photos by Ted D'Ottavio
Design by JVG

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PINCHBOTTOM'S WAR RETURNS;
BUSH'S WAR CONTINUES

Pinchbottom's most political show returns
as part of the UndergroundZero festival in July

Friday, July 18 & Saturday, July 19 @ 10pm, Sunday July 20 @ 7pm
Pinchbottom Declares WAR! (or, full frontal jacket)
at Collective:Unconscious, 279 Church Street, TriBeCa
Admission: $15 | TICKETS: www.pinchbottom.com/tickets/ or 212-352-3101

DATELINE: THE OVAL OFFICE - When beleaguered President JONNY PORKPIE decides that NASTY CANASTA and the Pinchbottom Burlesque Organization are stockpiling "Weapons of Ass Destruction", he attempts to raise his approval rating by ordering an immediate invasion of their home base... New York City. In response, PINCHBOTTOM DECLARES WAR and Drill Sergeant Canasta whips her Burly-Q Commandoes into fighting form with a rigorous basic training regimen. Burlesque stars Amber Ray, Anita Cookie, Bastard Keith, Clams Casino, Dirty Martini, Doctor Lukki, Naughtia Nice, Pookie Patootie, Scott Rayow, and Tigger! must forswear their beloved bump & grind in favor of military maneuvers. In high-heeled boot camp, these performers will learn the most risqué-sounding traditional army skills: standing at attention, drill formations, and proper care and handling of your equipment (both in and out of uniform).

"We first produced Pinchbottom Declares War! in February of 2007," says Jonny Porkpie. "Unfortunately, a year and a half later, instead of becoming less topical, the show is more so. So when Paul Bargetto asked us to do it again as part of the 2008 UndergroundZero Festival, we didn't feel we had any choice but to say yes." Nasty Canasta adds, "How do we deal with our anger about the shitstorm forced upon this country by that idiot infesting the white house? Crack jokes, develop acts, and take off our clothes. Maybe in the process we can change a mind or two, and help convince people not to let themselves be led by the voices of fear and hatred. Boobs, in my experience, are a powerful argument. Also fun to look at."

Despite the political undertones, Pinchbottom Declares WAR! (or, full frontal jacket) still features the company's trademark humor, inventiveness, and sexiness. So when the two scantily-clad armies clash on the Collective:Unconscious battlefield during the UndergroundZero Festival, who will emerge victorious? Will Porkpie's elite Presidential unit infiltrate the burlesque stronghold? Or will his regime be toppled by Nasty's privates... when PINCHBOTTOM DECLARES WAR? The three-day conflict begins at 10pm on Friday, July 18. Bombshells away!


Collective:Unconscious presents PINCHBOTTOM'S SUB:CONSCIOUS
PINCHBOTTOM DECLARES WAR! (or, full frontal jacket)
part of the UnderGroundZero Festival
Friday, July 18 & Saturday, July 19 @ 10pm, Sunday July 20 @ 7pm
hosted by NASTY CANASTA and JONNY PORKPIE, featuring Amber Ray, Anita Cookie, Bastard Keith, Clams Casino, Dirty Martini, Doctor Lukki, Naughtia Nice, Pookie Patootie, Scott Rayow, Tigger!

PRESS PHOTOS AVAILABLE at http://www.pinchbottom.com/press/photos/


ABOUT PINCHBOTTOM BURLESQUE
"BEST BURLESQUE in NY" - New York Magazine's Best of New York 2007
"MOST INNOVATIVE" - Burlesque Hall of Fame Exotic World Pageant 2007
"THE BEST BURLESQUE SHOW IN TOWN" - The Village Voice
"DARING, FUNNY, IMAGINATIVE AND TITILLATING TO ALL TASTES - and, at $15 a ticket, about as good entertainment value as you can get in New York City" - The Sunday Telegraph (UK)
Explore the inner mind of burlesque with 'Pinchbottom's Sub:Conscious.' Each monthly journey centers around a different theme, linking together striptease and variety acts from top performers with a topical narrative... and, believe it or not, a plot. 'Pinchbottom's Sub:Conscious' is where burlesque meets downtown theater, buys it a drink and takes it to bed. The show is hosted by NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE, who should probably not be described at the Lunt-Fontannes of the New York Burlesque scene, although they do perform together with alarming frequency. "Comedy and partial nudity go remarkably well together. Where else can you hoot, whistle, and bust a gut laughing?" -NY Theatre.com; "Hilarious burlesque" -Next Magazine; "Your perverted genre fantasies have come shimmying to life" -Time Out New York

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