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|PINCHBOTTOM EXPLAINS "HOW TO SEX"
Live Seminar Poised to Improve Valentine's Weekend Boinking
Friday February 15 @ 10pm
Saturday February 16 @ 10pm
HOW TO SEX (a do-it-yourself guide)
at Collective:Unconscious, 279 Church Street, TriBeCa
Admission: $15 | Beer & Wine Bar | Tickets: www.pinchbottom.com/tickets/ or 212-352-3101
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Hey there, chum -- why so sad? Did your Valentines Day plans not quite work out the way you wanted? Were your efforts "to sex" rebuffed by the person of your dreams? Or perhaps you and your partner attempted to sex... and failed? Well, friend, never fear: your coition-related troubles will be put to bed when you attend The Pinchbottom Institute's Groundbreaking Live Seminar: HOW to SEX (a do-it yourself guide.)
HOW to SEX (a do-it-yourself guide) covers every aspect of intercourse in a series of ten easy burlesque-based lessons, all presented live on stage. From choosing the best partner or equipment -- to accurately undressing -- to correctly putting the right thing in, around, or on the other thing -- to cleaning up afterwards, the ins and outs of this difficult and confusing task are examined in explicit detail.
Let the sexy experts of The Pinchbottom Institute for the Sex gently guide you through the simple steps necessary to make you -- yes, you! -- a whiz at HOW to SEX. Led by "Doctor" NASTY CANASTA and "Professor" JONNY PORKPIE (who, as a married couple, have sexed together several times), the seminar also features sex-educational burlesque and variety acts from ANITA COOKIE, BASTARD KEITH, CLAMS CASINO, DELIRIUM TREMENS, JO BOOBS, LITTLE BROOKLYN, NAUGHTIA NICE, SCOTT RAYOW, SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD, and special guest from Seattle, WA, HEIDI VON HAUGHT of the Von Foxies, who will demonstrate the West Coast methods of sexing. Combined, our courteous and professional staff has over 180 years of training in both sex and making other people want to sex.
Act now! This extraordinary offer is available for TWO NIGHTS ONLY, Friday February 15 and Saturday February 16 at 10pm. Whether you're flying solo and starting sex from scratch, or a committed couple that just wants to pick up a few pointers, Pinchbottom's HOW to SEX (a do-it-yourself guide) is the perfect addition to any Valentine's Day weekend!
Collective:Unconscious presents PINCHBOTTOM'S SUB:CONSCIOUS
HOW to SEX (a do-it-yourself guide)
Friday, February 15 & Saturday, February 16 @ 10pm
Admission $15 | Beer & Wine Bar
Collective:Unconscious, 279 Church Street, TriBeCa
hosted by NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE starring ANITA COOKIE, BASTARD KEITH, CLAMS CASINO, DELIRIUM TREMENS, JO BOOBS, LITTLE BROOKLYN, NAUGHTIA NICE, SCOTT RAYOW, SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD
and special guest from Seattle, WA, HEIDI VON HAUGHT of the Von FoxiesPRESS PHOTOS AVAILABLE at http://www.pinchbottom.com/press/photos/
ABOUT PINCHBOTTOM BURLESQUE
"BEST BURLESQUE in NY" - New York Magazine's Best of New York 2007
"MOST INNOVATIVE" - Burlesque Hall of Fame Exotic World Pageant 2007
"THE BEST BURLESQUE SHOW IN TOWN" - The Village Voice
Explore the inner mind of burlesque with 'Pinchbottom's Sub:Conscious.' Each monthly journey centers around a different theme, linking together striptease and variety acts from top performers with a topical narrative... and, believe it or not, a plot. 'Pinchbottom's Sub:Conscious' is where burlesque meets downtown theater, buys it a drink and takes it to bed. The show is hosted by NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE, who should probably not be described at the Lunt-Fontannes of the New York Burlesque scene, although they do perform together with alarming frequency. "Comedy and partial nudity go remarkably well together. Where else can you hoot, whistle, and bust a gut laughing?" -NY Theatre.com; "Hilarious burlesque" -Next Magazine; "Your perverted genre fantasies have come shimmying to life" -Time Out New York