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by Ted D'Ottavio		 PINCHBOTTOM DECLARES WAR, PINCHES 007 AGAIN
Friday, February 16, 2007 @ 10pm: WAR!
Friday, March 2 @ 10pm: YOU ONLY PINCH TWICE
Collective:Unconscious, 279 Church Street, TriBeCa
Admission: $15 | Beer & Wine Bar | Tickets: www.pinchbottom.com/tickets/

DATELINE: THE OVAL OFFICE, FEB 16th - When beleaguered President JONNY PORKPIE learns that NASTY CANASTA and the Pinchbottom Burlesque Organization are stockpiling "Weapons of Ass Destruction", he attempts to raise his approval rating by ordering an immediate invasion of their home base... New York City. In response, PINCHBOTTOM DECLARES WAR and Drill Sergeant Canasta whips her Burly-Q Commandoes into fighting form with a rigorous basic training regimen. Burlesque stars AMBER RAY, BASTARD KEITH, CLAMS CASINO, LUKKI, NAUGHTIA NICE, PEEKABOO POINTE, POOKIE PATOOTIE, RUBY VALENTINE, TAYLOR MAC, TIGGER, and WORLD FAMOUS *BOB* must forswear their beloved bump & grind in favor of military maneuvers. In high-heeled boot camp, these performers will learn the most risque-sounding traditional army skills: standing at attention, drill formations, and proper care and handling of your equipment (both in and out of uniform). Bombshells away!

MARCH 2nd: Two weeks later, the world is in trouble yet again, but never fear: an unauthorized parody of secret agent James Bond is back to save it (a third time) by taking on the Pernicious INternational Cartel of Horrible Baddies Out To Take Over el Mundo (P.I.N.C.H.B.O.T.T.O.M.), whose plan for global domination -- to use the twirling of burlesque performers' tassels to hypnotize the populace into submission -- is not the most ludicrous in the 44-year history of the 007 franchise. Hosted by NASTY CANASTA as James Bond and JONNY PORKPIE as "Porkfeld", with ANITA COOKIE, BASTARD KEITH, CLAMS CASINO, DELIRIUM TREMENS, DIRTY DADDY, GIGI LA FEMME, JO BOOBS, NAUGHTIA NICE, NEIL O'FORTUNE, PEEKABOO POINTE, SCARLET SINCLAIR, SCOTT RAYOW, TIGGER, VERONIKA SWEET


Collective:Unconscious presents Pinchbottom's Sub:Conscious
PINCHBOTTOM DECLARES WAR! Burlesque in the Trenches
Friday, February 16, 2007 @ 10pm | Admission $15
Collective:Unconscious, 279 Church Street, TriBeCa

YOU ONLY PINCH TWICE James Bond 007 Burlesque re-run
Friday, March 2, 2007 @ 10pm | Admission $15
Collective:Unconscious, 279 Church Street, TriBeCa
Made possible, in part, by Lower Manhattan Cultural Council with generous support of The September 11th Fund
Tickets at www.pinchbottom.com/tickets/ or by calling TheaterMania.com (866) 811-4111 | Beer & Wine Bar | Made possible, in part, by Lower Manhattan Cultural Council with generous support of The September 11th Fund


ABOUT PINCHBOTTOM BURLESQUE
Explore the inner mind of burlesque with 'Pinchbottom's Sub:Conscious.' Each monthly journey centers around a different theme, linking together striptease and variety acts from top performers with a topical narrative... and, believe it or not, a plot. 'Pinchbottom's Sub:Conscious' is where burlesque meets downtown theater, buys it a drink and takes it to bed. Hosted by NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE, who should probably not be described at the Lunt-Fontannes of the New York Burlesque scene, although they do perform together with alarming frequency. "Wicked senses of humor" -The Village Voice (A Voice Choice); "Comedy and partial nudity go remarkably well together. Where else can you hoot, whistle, and bust a gut laughing?" -NY Theatre.com; "Hilarious burlesque" -Next Magazine; "Your perverted genre fantasies have come shimmying to life" -Time Out New York


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