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PINCHBOTTOM'S ROCKET TO NAKED PLANET LAUNCHES THIS MONTH FROM COLLECTIVE:UNCONSCIOUS (Insert Rocket-Based Innuendo Here) On May 19th, 2006, journey to the sexiest planet in the universe: NAKED PLANET. Can Space Queen NASTY CANASTA and starship captain JONNY PORKPIE forge a futuristic truce with the help of scintillating performances by burlesque stars JO BOOBS, MISS SATURN, ANITA COOKIE, CREAMY STEVENS, DELIRIUM TREMENS, GIGI LA FEMME, HOWLIN' VIC, and variety acts by SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD, SCOTT RAYOW, NAUGHTIA NICE and ZERO BOY? If we know anything about classic sci-fi plots, the answer is "yes"... but (if we know anything about burlesque) not before everyone gets undressed. After the sold-out April premiere, Pinchbottom Burlesque returns to Collective:Unconscious for the second monthly edition of Pinchbottom's Sub:Conscious. This time, the theme is Science Fiction, with tassel-twirling tributes to Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Godzilla, Deep Space Nine, living dolls, robots, clones, and alien abductions, including three galaxy-premiere burlesque acts, never seen on any stage in the known universe! "One might be surprised," says Pinchbottom, "given the cliched image of less-than-attractive gentlemen clad as Klingons, to find that quite a few beautiful women are closeted Science Fiction fans. But one would be nothing short of delighted -- as I was -- to discover that several of these beautiful women also have a strong interest in taking off their clothes on stage. Learning this (as a geek myself), I had no option but to encourage these ladies to combine the two passions." The rocket to NAKED PLANET launches from the Collective:Unconscious spaceport at 10pm on May 19th, 2006. |